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maledisant) wrote2011-03-27 09:24 am
maledisant) wrote2011-03-27 09:24 am
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PORN BOOKS
this dream had nothing to do with porn books
mostly it was pokemon
So I had just finished fighting the e3 in Leaf Green except, you know, I was actually alive inside the game and talking to my pokemon and all. And Kuwabara was there, but mostly I looked like the male player from Silver/Gold, except with brown hair and no stupid hat. ANYWAY my Mewtwo was acting up, so I sent him to a penitentiary and somehow Kuwabara got locked in there with him, so I had to go get him before Mewtwo psychically cut off his head or something. And then I got in there and made friends with my Mewtwo, and I named them David because they didn't understand names, so I showed them my ID and 'David' was my middle name, which they took a liking to I guess?
And then I had to go on an interstellar flight with Picard, because their space ships (actually airplanes) kept malfunctioning in deep space. David insisted they go with me, and I finally let them, and we saved the day, and it took us to a planet where Booster Gold and Blue Beetle (Ted Kord, not Jaime Reyes) were partying. So we joined in and it became 'get Ted drunk one more time before he dies' night, and David got upset because his stupid nubby hands couldn't open beer bottles.
mostly it was pokemon
So I had just finished fighting the e3 in Leaf Green except, you know, I was actually alive inside the game and talking to my pokemon and all. And Kuwabara was there, but mostly I looked like the male player from Silver/Gold, except with brown hair and no stupid hat. ANYWAY my Mewtwo was acting up, so I sent him to a penitentiary and somehow Kuwabara got locked in there with him, so I had to go get him before Mewtwo psychically cut off his head or something. And then I got in there and made friends with my Mewtwo, and I named them David because they didn't understand names, so I showed them my ID and 'David' was my middle name, which they took a liking to I guess?
And then I had to go on an interstellar flight with Picard, because their space ships (actually airplanes) kept malfunctioning in deep space. David insisted they go with me, and I finally let them, and we saved the day, and it took us to a planet where Booster Gold and Blue Beetle (Ted Kord, not Jaime Reyes) were partying. So we joined in and it became 'get Ted drunk one more time before he dies' night, and David got upset because his stupid nubby hands couldn't open beer bottles.