travola ritonda.

first, I was reading the new Temeraire book, and for some reason, Archie was in it, except his full name had been changed to Arcilaid Killick, and it was really weird. He wasn't really dead, he had just been hidden in Australia, and spent all his time sighing manfully in the library. And then Archie got himself purposefully in trouble so he could be personally assigned to a mission in the Amazons with Horatio.

And then I went to see the Riceboy movie and I was the first person there, and EK Weaver was second, and we started talking about my life, ans I made prince of Bel-Air jokes and gave her weird ideas about the nature of art ('the amount of time it takes for you to come up with an idea for a work is equal to the amount of time it takes the reader to absorb that idea').

And then I was on Work Of Art, and they had to make art pieces for each person, and they tried to make a cartoon of me for my picture to show on the opening credits, so I critiqued it by saying, 'This is nice but the eyebrows are not thick enough'. And then my best friend was some dorky unibrow, and I ran away from home to get ace bandages.

And then we switched back to Archie, who was still in the Amazon with Horatio, nursing him back to help from scarlet fever (?) and then Bush arrived to save the day, and then I woke up?