travola ritonda.

so in my dream it was some kind of asoaif ripoff. There were the European folks and the Turkish folks, though, instead of EnglandX and WalesX, but yeah. Orison was the prince of the Turkish folks, and he'd fallen in love with Catrinna, who was the princess of the European folks, but there was a peasant uprising and all his family wealth had been decimated and Catrinna's mother was like lol no you're poor. But he brought all his remaining wealth together and it was still an okay sum of money so they could and did get married.

...Orison looked like William Bush, Catrinna was basically Archie Kennedy in a dress.